Moment of Truth

Well Here HE is......This is the first picture of Joseph Salvatore Scimeca. As you can imagine Joe is on cloud 9. It was an exciting day, and nerve racking! I was more worried about consuming 32 oz. of water in a 15 min. time period, while trying to get my 3rd graders packed up and ready to go home. I know they thought I was nuts as I was trying to explain their math homework while sucking down 2 bottles of water.

Anyway, after driving over EVERY pothole on the way home my bladder was ready to explode. I get Joe in the car and we were off to the dr. After signing in, we sit, I try to ignore the throbbing of my bladder.....the ultrasound tech peaks her head to inform me she will be late because the B$#%@ ahead of me decided to come 20 minutes late to her appointment. The tech must have sensed the sheer panic in my eyes, or the 32 oz. of water I just chugged because she informed me that I could infact....relieve myself. What the ????#$@! What was the point of the chugging???? So I got over it and went... OH MAN!!!

Soo.... I hiked up the shirt, unzipped the pants, yes we want to know the sex lady..... lets go! So she lubed me up and the conversation goes something like this:

Lady: Well...um...well...it's definately a boy...

Joe: YESSSSSSS!!!!! (fist pump)

Me: How can you tell, where is IT?

Lady: Well it's right there..... (still have no clue) He has his hand on it.

Me: Oh GEEZE! GO FIGURE! Already they know that? crap!

Joe: Stupid giggle

Lady: Oh, now he is sucking his thumb.

Me: EEwww, we are definately talking about that!

So after about 20 minutes, we got to see little Joey bouncing around like he already needs ADHD meds.... jk, but he was SUPER active, I hope this isn't forshadowing...

Everything is normal, all arms and legs are there so now we just wait.....

Ok, the picture is small, but I think if you click on it it will get bigger.....